Twelve Chicken Jerky Wrapped Apples from Ivy (that I don’t have to share)
Eleven Posts from CLINT! About Peeing (and not getting in trouble cause it’s on the carpet, pillows or humans things)
Ten Bitty’s a-leaping (but being too short to get on the couch so I get it to myself)
Nine Chin Friends Spinning (cause they are so happy with their new lives at the fur-ever homes)
Eight Pictures from Cubbie (on adventures at sea)
Seven Meatballs a-Swimming (in a nice beefy sauce… kind of like a goulash or those little meatballs in a sweet/sour sauce my Grandma makes on holidays)
Six Nights a-Laying (around the house with nobody petting me or moving me or complaining that I sleep all the time)
Five Golden Days without the DINGUS or FINN!
Four Days of Calling Dear ol’ Dad names (like “Round Mound of Attitude” or “Count Fatula” or “Older than Dirt”)
Three French Fries (bags of French fries… large or extra large… from White Castle, please)
Two Pictures of Duncan Joseph (walking with his bionical leg)
And Another Year of Sophie as Pack Leader… cause I’m awesome and nobody does it better!