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Now,,, If you have a way to make farts smell like bacon or a pill to stop your brother from humping you or a way to turn back time so one could be the only dog again or a kitchen setup a dog could use to cook their own meal or a device I could put on Dads head so he could clearly hear my thoughts... I would be interested.
If you have invented a way to turn dog biscuits to meat or are from a local pet store giving away free snacks or can stop me from itching so damn badly... we might have something to talk about. However, all of these things would have to be free because I live with the worlds cheapest man.
My web site gets 10 to 30 junk emails a day from people who want me to raise alpacas, eat free pizza for life and get free hats. Really... I just want to get emails from my friends. I appreciate the attention... now leave me alone and let me get back to my nap.
Now,,, If you have a way to make farts smell like bacon or a pill to stop your brother from humping you or a way to turn back time so one could be the only dog again or a kitchen setup a dog could use to cook their own meal or a device I could put on Dads head so he could clearly hear my thoughts... I would be interested.
If you have invented a way to turn dog biscuits to meat or are from a local pet store giving away free snacks or can stop me from itching so damn badly... we might have something to talk about. However, all of these things would have to be free because I live with the worlds cheapest man.
My web site gets 10 to 30 junk emails a day from people who want me to raise alpacas, eat free pizza for life and get free hats. Really... I just want to get emails from my friends. I appreciate the attention... now leave me alone and let me get back to my nap.