Sometimes I'm topical, sometimes I'm silly, sometimes I can be a bit mean... but I do it all with LOVE in my heart (mostly for me).
Below are some of my Facebook quotes worth remembering;
- Yes... yes I will be attending the National No Bra Day, thank you for inviting me
- Dad appears to have posion ivy on his forehead. Its an odd shaped patch just above the bridge of his nose. It looks a lot like the state of Florida. I hope it doesn't spread. He would look silly with a map U.S. on his face
- Sophie... the Other Black & White Meat
- Finn... the other hunk of Dumb meat
- Fighting with the Bitty... Ultimate Fighting Chin style. She's tricky... and tastes like taco's.
- Dad is like a semi with a flooded engine... he can't get himself to turn over and get moving this morning. (he also has WAYYY to much gas in the lines... but we won't talk about that)
- Another difference between Finn and I... he will chew the same bone for a couple hours. I like to get it chewed and move on.
- The small people that come to visit LOVE the little black and white dog. HOWEVER, the little black and white dog does not love the small people... unless they drop food on the floor, then we can negotiate some level of like.
- Dear Sugar Bear... I have tried your Sugar Smack Cereal and I must say it is very good. I believe you and Dig'um have a quality product that I can endorse. I am offering my services as spokes Chin, if you ever want to go after the dog market
- I woke up this morning just in time to see Dad changing clothes. HELLOOOOOO NIGHTMARES!!! Reservation for Mr. Bad Dream tonight at 11!!! Just be glad clothing is not optional...
- Sitting on the couch with Dad... smelling his hair... Strawberry shampoo! I'd eat it.
- Finn is going to get a belly band... Dad is telling him he's getting a stylish man girdle that fits snuggly around his weiner. Sounds kinda mega-gay to me... but no more whizzing at will, so its all good.
- There is a new gutter laying in the front yard... I almost gave birth to a goat when I saw it this morning. I gave it a sound woo-wooing until it surrendered. I had Dad keep an eye on it while I pee'd. You know how sneaky those gutters can be
Below are some of my Facebook quotes worth remembering;
- Yes... yes I will be attending the National No Bra Day, thank you for inviting me
- Dad appears to have posion ivy on his forehead. Its an odd shaped patch just above the bridge of his nose. It looks a lot like the state of Florida. I hope it doesn't spread. He would look silly with a map U.S. on his face
- Sophie... the Other Black & White Meat
- Finn... the other hunk of Dumb meat
- Fighting with the Bitty... Ultimate Fighting Chin style. She's tricky... and tastes like taco's.
- Dad is like a semi with a flooded engine... he can't get himself to turn over and get moving this morning. (he also has WAYYY to much gas in the lines... but we won't talk about that)
- Another difference between Finn and I... he will chew the same bone for a couple hours. I like to get it chewed and move on.
- The small people that come to visit LOVE the little black and white dog. HOWEVER, the little black and white dog does not love the small people... unless they drop food on the floor, then we can negotiate some level of like.
- Dear Sugar Bear... I have tried your Sugar Smack Cereal and I must say it is very good. I believe you and Dig'um have a quality product that I can endorse. I am offering my services as spokes Chin, if you ever want to go after the dog market
- I woke up this morning just in time to see Dad changing clothes. HELLOOOOOO NIGHTMARES!!! Reservation for Mr. Bad Dream tonight at 11!!! Just be glad clothing is not optional...
- Sitting on the couch with Dad... smelling his hair... Strawberry shampoo! I'd eat it.
- Finn is going to get a belly band... Dad is telling him he's getting a stylish man girdle that fits snuggly around his weiner. Sounds kinda mega-gay to me... but no more whizzing at will, so its all good.
- There is a new gutter laying in the front yard... I almost gave birth to a goat when I saw it this morning. I gave it a sound woo-wooing until it surrendered. I had Dad keep an eye on it while I pee'd. You know how sneaky those gutters can be