(as howled to Kenny Rodgers "The Gambler")
On a warm summer's morning' in a car bound for Memphis
I met up with a Jap Chin, we were both too wired to sleep
So we took turns a riding.. in my Dear ol' Daddy's lap
'Til boredom overtook us and he began to speak
He said, "Soph, I've made a life, out of humping people's faces
And knowin' I was in charge,,, by the fear in their eyes
So if you don't mind my sayin'... I see you think your pack leader
Just so you'll know it... I'll give you some advice"
You got to know when to hump 'em, know when to dump 'em
Know when to hump a head and know when to run
You never hump your Daddy when he's eatin' at the table
There'll be time enough for humpin' when the eatin's done
And when he finished speakin'... he turned back towards the window
Stretched out on the back seat and faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness... ol' Sophie she got even
cause while he was sleeping.., I humped him till he cried!!!
On a warm summer's morning' in a car bound for Memphis
I met up with a Jap Chin, we were both too wired to sleep
So we took turns a riding.. in my Dear ol' Daddy's lap
'Til boredom overtook us and he began to speak
He said, "Soph, I've made a life, out of humping people's faces
And knowin' I was in charge,,, by the fear in their eyes
So if you don't mind my sayin'... I see you think your pack leader
Just so you'll know it... I'll give you some advice"
You got to know when to hump 'em, know when to dump 'em
Know when to hump a head and know when to run
You never hump your Daddy when he's eatin' at the table
There'll be time enough for humpin' when the eatin's done
And when he finished speakin'... he turned back towards the window
Stretched out on the back seat and faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness... ol' Sophie she got even
cause while he was sleeping.., I humped him till he cried!!!