Courtesy of Dear ol' Dad... here are some Howl-o-Day Songs we sing around our house, with a very keen "Dog" flavor;
Fleas on a Dog (as sang by Jose' Fleas-e-on-him)
Fleas on a dog.... fleas on a dog
Fleas on a dog, they make me itcho and scratch a lot
I wish that someone would give me a bath
I wish that someone would use the Frontline
I wish that someone would pick off the critters
from my bottom to my heart!
Bark! The Hairlipped Beagle Sings
BARK! The hairlipped beagle sings
Bring me jerky, bones and things
a piece of pie would do me fine
lots of food, if you would be so kind
Joyful for the stuff we eat... Happy if we get some meat
With angel food cake we pray
I hope we well this Christmas Day
I saw the Bitty Licking Santy Paws
I saw the Bitty Licking Santy Paws
Down in the Chin Cave last night
She didn't see me sneak
Down the stair so I could pee
She thought Finn, Loki and I were all upstairs asleep
And I saw the Bitty Licking Santy Paws
Underneath his beard so soft and white
What a laugh it would have been
If Dear ol' Dad would have come walking in
And caught Bitty licking Santy Paws last night
Santa got Run Over by the Dingus
Santa got run over by the Dingus
Coming up the Cave stairs Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But me, FInn and the Bitty... we believe
Loki was drinking too much water
Santa opened the door to the Chin Cave
The Dingus made a dash for the open door
When we found Santa on Christmas Morning
He had fallen down the stairs
He had pawprints on his red suit
and Dingus drool all over his beard hair
I Want a Big Fat Bitty Dog for Christmas
I want a big fat Bitty dog for Christmas
Only a fat Bitty dog will do
I don't want a cat, I want a dogs thats fat
A dog who weighs more than I do
I want a big fat Bitty dog for Christmas
I don't think Santy Paws will mind much, do you?
Cause she's too fat to fit down our houses chimney
Bringing her through the front door will do!
These are just a couple to sing to your wonderful furry friend. Dad will post more as the Howl-o-Days roll on!
Fleas on a Dog (as sang by Jose' Fleas-e-on-him)
Fleas on a dog.... fleas on a dog
Fleas on a dog, they make me itcho and scratch a lot
I wish that someone would give me a bath
I wish that someone would use the Frontline
I wish that someone would pick off the critters
from my bottom to my heart!
Bark! The Hairlipped Beagle Sings
BARK! The hairlipped beagle sings
Bring me jerky, bones and things
a piece of pie would do me fine
lots of food, if you would be so kind
Joyful for the stuff we eat... Happy if we get some meat
With angel food cake we pray
I hope we well this Christmas Day
I saw the Bitty Licking Santy Paws
I saw the Bitty Licking Santy Paws
Down in the Chin Cave last night
She didn't see me sneak
Down the stair so I could pee
She thought Finn, Loki and I were all upstairs asleep
And I saw the Bitty Licking Santy Paws
Underneath his beard so soft and white
What a laugh it would have been
If Dear ol' Dad would have come walking in
And caught Bitty licking Santy Paws last night
Santa got Run Over by the Dingus
Santa got run over by the Dingus
Coming up the Cave stairs Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But me, FInn and the Bitty... we believe
Loki was drinking too much water
Santa opened the door to the Chin Cave
The Dingus made a dash for the open door
When we found Santa on Christmas Morning
He had fallen down the stairs
He had pawprints on his red suit
and Dingus drool all over his beard hair
I Want a Big Fat Bitty Dog for Christmas
I want a big fat Bitty dog for Christmas
Only a fat Bitty dog will do
I don't want a cat, I want a dogs thats fat
A dog who weighs more than I do
I want a big fat Bitty dog for Christmas
I don't think Santy Paws will mind much, do you?
Cause she's too fat to fit down our houses chimney
Bringing her through the front door will do!
These are just a couple to sing to your wonderful furry friend. Dad will post more as the Howl-o-Days roll on!