Here are a set of Nursery Rhymes as told to me by Dear ol' Dad;
Soph & Finn - Sophie May went up the hill to drop off the kids in the side yard... Finn snuck up and watched her poop, cause he is a nasty creeper!
Old H. Finn - Old H. Finn was a snaggle toothed chin and a snaggled toothed chin was he. He pee'd on the post and he pee'd on the fence and he pee'd on the LIVING ROOM COUCH WHICH REALLY PISSED OFF MOM!
Chin Be Nimble- Chin be nimble Chin be fast, Or Chin will miss out on evening snacks!
Pee's Floorage Not - Pee's floorage NOT... Pee's floorage SO... if Finn Pees on the floorage again, he'll not reach 5 years old
Dear ol' Dad Sprat - Dear ol' Dad Sprat was very, very fat, Sophie May was very lean... Bitty was round just like a whale and the space between Finn's ears was wiped clean.
Little H. Finn - Little H. Finn has lost his brain and doesn't know where to find it... leave him alone and he'll not find his way home... and Sophie May wouldn't mind that.
Fat-a-Bit - Fat-a-Bit, Fat-a-Bit round round dog... are you a walrus or are you a hog? You eat it up, eat it up and then you start to beg. Its amazing you carry that much weight on those four spindley legs!
Hey Finny, Finny - Hey Finny, Finny... the dog was a Chinny and Sophie May was one too. Dear ol' Dad laughed to see such sport... and Dingus was as dumb as a tool
Sing a Song of Dingus - Sing a song of Dingus, his head full of air. If you looked inside it there would be nothing there. When his head was opened the other dog were shocked.... his was not really empty, IT WAS FULL OF ROCKS!
Soph & Finn - Sophie May went up the hill to drop off the kids in the side yard... Finn snuck up and watched her poop, cause he is a nasty creeper!
Old H. Finn - Old H. Finn was a snaggle toothed chin and a snaggled toothed chin was he. He pee'd on the post and he pee'd on the fence and he pee'd on the LIVING ROOM COUCH WHICH REALLY PISSED OFF MOM!
Chin Be Nimble- Chin be nimble Chin be fast, Or Chin will miss out on evening snacks!
Pee's Floorage Not - Pee's floorage NOT... Pee's floorage SO... if Finn Pees on the floorage again, he'll not reach 5 years old
Dear ol' Dad Sprat - Dear ol' Dad Sprat was very, very fat, Sophie May was very lean... Bitty was round just like a whale and the space between Finn's ears was wiped clean.
Little H. Finn - Little H. Finn has lost his brain and doesn't know where to find it... leave him alone and he'll not find his way home... and Sophie May wouldn't mind that.
Fat-a-Bit - Fat-a-Bit, Fat-a-Bit round round dog... are you a walrus or are you a hog? You eat it up, eat it up and then you start to beg. Its amazing you carry that much weight on those four spindley legs!
Hey Finny, Finny - Hey Finny, Finny... the dog was a Chinny and Sophie May was one too. Dear ol' Dad laughed to see such sport... and Dingus was as dumb as a tool
Sing a Song of Dingus - Sing a song of Dingus, his head full of air. If you looked inside it there would be nothing there. When his head was opened the other dog were shocked.... his was not really empty, IT WAS FULL OF ROCKS!