I don't want to say anything mean... well maybe I do... but somebody needs to clue Dear ol' Dad in that his eyebrow's are starting to look like Captn' Kangaroo did about a year before they pulled him off the air... and thats not flattering. Add to that his long hair making him look like the 6th Beatle and he's a hot mess looking to catch fire! The hair on my skirt is shorter than his bangs... he just looks silly.
I've lived with Dad for, going on 7, years... and in all that time he's never been what one would call a "Fashion Plate". He owns 2 pairs of shoes (both have been pee'd on at least once by Finn), 5 pairs of pants and about 10 polo shirts. He has t-shirts, shorts, sweat pants, socks and undies to get him by but he is NOT the kind of guy that might end up at a fancy dress ball. I think he owns a Steelers tie that somebody gave him and maybe a dress shirt.
There's nothing wrong with being relaxed but Dad is close to a fashion coma! He can walk a trail with the best of them but you can't take him out to PetSmart without knowing the other dogs are goofing on him when he's not looking... its a nightmare for a fashionable, single, good looking Diva like myself!
Here's hoping that your parents are a bit more travel worthy and dressed for success than the "Unpolishable Turd" I live with. He's lucky he can cook or I'd be accepting offers on a new owner (not really... I love the big ol' lug).
Have a great day!
Sophie May
I've lived with Dad for, going on 7, years... and in all that time he's never been what one would call a "Fashion Plate". He owns 2 pairs of shoes (both have been pee'd on at least once by Finn), 5 pairs of pants and about 10 polo shirts. He has t-shirts, shorts, sweat pants, socks and undies to get him by but he is NOT the kind of guy that might end up at a fancy dress ball. I think he owns a Steelers tie that somebody gave him and maybe a dress shirt.
There's nothing wrong with being relaxed but Dad is close to a fashion coma! He can walk a trail with the best of them but you can't take him out to PetSmart without knowing the other dogs are goofing on him when he's not looking... its a nightmare for a fashionable, single, good looking Diva like myself!
Here's hoping that your parents are a bit more travel worthy and dressed for success than the "Unpolishable Turd" I live with. He's lucky he can cook or I'd be accepting offers on a new owner (not really... I love the big ol' lug).
Have a great day!
Sophie May